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Category:							Standards Track
Hacker University segment ... AntiOffline			Rootard Corporation August 2003

Sex0r Over Internet Protocols (SoIP)

Status of this Memo This document specifies an Internet standards track protocol for the
Internet community, and requests discussion and suggestions for improvements. Please
refer to the current edition of the "Internet Official Protocol Standards" (STD 1) for
the standardization state and status of this protocol. Distribution of this memo is
unlimited but not suggested.

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Note: This paper describes techneex anyone can use for great packet sex0r.


Abstract

Sex0r is the term generally used by some geeks online when chatting amongst each other. It
is used gratuitously amongst mainly men who are seeking to bond with members of the
opposite sex. It can also be associated with the actions taken between former US President
Bill Clinton, and the fluff girl Monica Lewinsky. 1.0


Terminology The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD",
"SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY" and "OPTIONAL" in this document are to be interpreted
as you wish to interpret them, however, the way you do interpret them may alter the
outcome of the message itself. Be careful interpreting these words. (Especially under the
influence of marijuana, barbiturates, ecstacy, St. Ides, Mickey's Hard Ale, Budweiser,
Bacardi, Cisco, Night Train, and Thunderbird)


1.1 Introduction
Sex0r over Internet Protocols should not need an introduction, however, there are some
who work much too long during the day and cannot partake in actions such as sex0r. Using
SoIP, however, one need not fear any longer for we will attempt to remedy this problem
from the ground floor up.


1.2 Overview of SoIP
SoIP are characterized by the following resources:

Pictures:
Pictures provide a great source of relief for users who have been at their desks all day,
writing documents, typing in commands such as "find . |grep "*pr0n*" " and other daily
tasks that fall into this category. Pictures however, will never replace the human, and
can only offer slight, temporary fantasy.


Chix:
Chix generally are misunderstood, and often men online (most of these being hardcore
geeks rather), will never come close to how should we define... `which touch` $CHIX
any of the top tier Chix.

Brewski:
Something typically consumed in order to interact with the other resources being
identified. This should often be consumed with moderation, however, feel free to use this
resource as much as possible. Choices for this resource are rather enormous, and we can
only provide you with our favorites, but that will only bias someone's opinion. We suggest
trying them all you find one that suits you well enough to use the Chix resource.

Geekwear:
Pencil pouches can never be used to access resources such as Chix, nor should any clothes
which are older than 1 year. We suggest chucking any Monty Python t-shirts, Converse,
anything *NIX*, any vendor gifts such as those t-shirts that Cisco sent you because you
purchased _X_Amount of their products. Underclothes are equally important so be sure you
have not worn those Battlestar Galactica underoos from grad school. Equal weight must be
given to the cleanliness, which means if you have any skid marks, it is time to get up
from your SunBlade workstation, and head to your nearest store to upgrade.

2.1 SoIP sources

Camsource:
Camsource is simply a "webcam resource". We were too lazy to type the entire term so we
shortened it. Camsource is your friend, and it can be used for SoIP, we suggest that you
turn down the lights first, in case your neighbors just happen to be peeping toms, or if
you are like me, you have federal agents who visit you every here and there to ensure you
are not using your telekinetic hax0ring skills for fun or profit.


GODS:
GODS is one of our pimped acronyms, and we are actually thinking about registering this
trademark. GODS is short for Geek Online Dating Services. This source should never be
used as it simply uses bandwidth, money, and makes no guarantee of the Terms of Service
one should expect regarding SoIP. However, should one care to use this source for SoIP
we suggest thoroughly checking the provider to ensure the highest quality of action.


BuGS:
BuGS is short for Bullshit Geek Style, and MUST be used extensively to access resources
such as CHIX. There are no standards set for BuGS, although we recommend that everyone
practice their Bullshit by bragging about Public Key Trace and Revoke Scheme Secure
against Adaptive Chosen Ciphertext Attack and what it means to you and the company you're
implementing this for. Doing so securely places the necessary parameters in order for
GoDS using Camsource and Geekwear as long as other sources are in order.


3.1 Implementations over UNIX
SoIP can be used in conjuction with the following: touch, put, fsck, mv, while, finger,
man, more, less, head, tail, talk, nice, kill, which, who, whoami, date, echo, ckdate,
dump, expr, factor, false, face, fasthalt, groups, look, on, make, sag, sleep, shutdown,
users, whatis, and whereis. Legacy applications will not be suppported.

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J. Oquendo